Wednesday, November 16, 2005


In a blatant attempt to divert your attention from the fact that I don't have time to write a real post (though I swear, there are at least two "real ones" in the pipeline), I offer you the following quiz results:

This one is my favorite (sort of, if you ignore the herpes comment):

You scored as Love Machine Cat. Look out! The love machine is on the loose. You might want to take off a night of permiscuity and go get your junk checked out. Nothing sadder than a cat with herpes.

Which Absurd Cat are you?
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Then we have these two, which make me out to be far more girly than I thought I was:

The Maid of Honor
Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLMf)

Appreciated for your kindness and envied for all your experience, you are The Maid of Honor.

Charismatic, affectionate, and terrific in relationships, you are what many girls would call a "perfect catch"--and you probably have many admirers, each wishing to capture your long-term love. You're careful, extra careful, because the last thing you want is to hurt anyone. Especially some poor girl whose only crime was liking you.

Your exact opposite:

Random Brutal Sex Dreamer
We've deduced you're fully capable of a dirty fling, but you do feel that post-coital attachment after hooking up. So, conscientious person that you are, you do your best to reserve physical affection for those you you can respect yourself.

Your biggest negative is the byproduct of your careful nature: indecision. You're just as slow rejecting someone as you are accepting them.

ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe, The Stiletto, The Sudden Departure, The Dirty Little Secret

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor, someone just like you.

Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating.

The Traditional Princess

You are generous, graceful, and practical with both
feet planted firmly on the ground. You tend to
be a little on the old-fashioned side. You
value home, hearth, and family life and love to
be of service to others.

Role Models: Snow White, Maid Marian

You are most likely to: Discover a hidden talent
for spinning straw into gold.

What Kind of Princess are You? - Beautiful Artwork (Original Music is BACK!!!)
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And here's one I totally, utterly disagree with:

Your Birthdate: November 28

You have a Type A personality so big it makes other Type A's shrink away in shame.
You never shy away from adversity - and you love to tackle impossible problems.
Failure is not an option for you, and more than a few people are put off by your ego.
You tend to be controlling, and you hate leaving anything up to chance.

Your strength: Your bold approach to life

Your weakness: You don't accept help

Your power color: Bronze

Your power symbol: Pyramid

Your power month: October

Happy quizzing, y'all!


Ruth said...

I was a "Traditional Princess", too ... like you and only 9% of the test-takers, whom I suspect of claiming to like bat necklaces and chain mail while sitting at their computers wearing sweats and oversized cardigans.

But if I can be "Traditional" ala the Paper Bag Princess (google the title if you've never heard of her), then I'll take it. She's cool.

Sneaksleep said...

Reminds me of a book I used to love called The Ordinary Princess about a princess with brown hair and freckles who likes to climb down the wisteria vine on the side of the castle and play in the woods barefoot.

medea said...

hm... i'm starting do doubt the 9% statistic... that's 3 out of 3 since i was also "traditional" princess. Apparently I'm also a love machine cat.

And because you are a terrible terrible person that makes me do all these quizzes while at work, I also found out that my personalty is Resilient, I'm a Genghis Khunt RBSMf, and a Liberal beauty with 91 looks, 73 personality, 35 politics and 89 sex drive... ack. And to get those results, I had to creat an account at cupid.